By Robert Scucci | Published
Are you looking for a healthy dose of shameless Schlock which is inspired by a timeless but infinitely more grotesque and disarticulated classic? If you head to Tubi, I just have the thing for you, and it’s called Franc-Bois. Always looking for the most stupid, the most tasteless and darkest that streaming has to offer, I knew I had to watch this one because Tubi’s algorithm knows what I like and never missed films like movies Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead,, CootiesAnd Birmem: shock and terror For the only good to push me one more step of permanent brain damage, and for that, I am infinitely grateful.
Following all the expected beats you would find in the Frankenstein But with a twist, Franc-Bois is rude, offensive, incredibly violent and so fun that you will find yourself, like its titular character, in stitches from the moment the title card falls until the final credits scrolls on your screen.
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Franc-Bois Jeffrey Franken (James Lorinz), an electrician master and an automatic doctor who always makes one of his new inventions of his workshop for one of his workshop, is always a workshop, Elizabeth (former Penthyd Patty Mullen), is first in the process of resident of New Jersey and, a master of his new inventions in his workshop, until most people are planning to make the job.
By refusing to believe that Elizabeth has disappeared forever, Jeffrey decides to use her talent to bring her back to life, but only after finding parts of the body that meet her exact specifications before going to work. By storing Elizabeth’s cut head in an estrogen bathing chest freezer, Jeffrey decides that the best driving line is to find a sex worker whose body checks all the buttox (sorry, boxes) that he is looking for and searches for a hot York pimp with a hot head called Zorro to help him find the right woman for her mad experience.
Becoming more and more stressed by the ethics of what he is about to do, Jeffrey explores the holes in his own skull, which allows him to become less categorical so that he can continue his scientific project without his annoying awareness.
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At first glance to harvest a single woman of the night Franc-BoisJeffrey plans to buy the time of several Zorro women so that he can measure and assess their body in his pursuit of the body perfect to be affixed to Elizabeth’s head.
After developing a super-crac tension that he plans to use to endanger an overdose for the woman of her choice, all the hell comes off because each woman working for Zorro is looking for a living room and Jeffrey orders before having the opportunity to tell them not to consume the drug because she will explode them (something he had not considered in his self-cellotomized state).
As you can imagine, the parts of the body throw the hotel room as well as Zorro presents himself to check his women, and Jeffrey must flee the scene with garbage bags full of pieces of body to finish what he started in his laboratory.
Patty Mullen steals the show
Has managed to break together an appropriate body for Elizabeth Franc-BoisJeffrey channels the power of a neighboring lightning storm to revive his beloved, with grotesque and hilarious consequences.
Awakened with the memories of each Cyon’s Crack woman with which her body is composed, Elizabeth stumbles and contracts in the streets, and returns to New York to turn tricks, completely ignoring the fact that she is an abomination of walking, speaking. Oh yes, she can also kill anyone in touch with her with electricity bundles.
Although Jeffrey Franken de James Lorinz is the protagonist Franc-BoisPatty Mullen is the star thanks to her desire to fully explore the body (or bodies) which she occupies as an occupant. Each time of screen time which focuses on Patty Mullen is the gold of physical comedy because it engages in the song with so much enthusiasm that it is surprising that it has not played in any other feature film since.
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While Franc-Bois is far from being a high art, it is certainly a treat for those who like the horror comedy at a low budget which is produced for the sole purpose of making its audience in shares with shares and to overcome laughing. If you want to see a timeless classic like Frankenstein Come and live in the most absurdly imaginable way, you can broadcast the title for free on Tubi at the time of writing this article.
